And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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