I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
