Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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