The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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