Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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