So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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