Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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