Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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