My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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