Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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