D3 body, D1 cock
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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