last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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