try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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