Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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