my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think I won the penis lottery.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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