I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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