i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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