Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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