he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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