Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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