i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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