Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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