either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
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