Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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