Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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