Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
North Korea, Best Korea!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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