Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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