glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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