There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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