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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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