the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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