Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
My bed smells like the plague
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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