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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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