Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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