I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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