he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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