I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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