dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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