Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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