We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
