I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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