i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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