Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She announced her abortion via fbk
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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