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say what?
wanna hang out?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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