Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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