yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
