She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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