Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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