Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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