Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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