So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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