You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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